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The Yacht
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  • The Yacht
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The Yacht

The Yacht

$450.00

 

UR01 - The Yacht

What's Special

Anchored permanently on land, Yacht is a one-square-foot vacation home that brings the open sea straight to your imagination. Featuring beautiful sea views (conceptually) and water-textured flooring that ripples with delusional luxury, this micro-vessel captures the spirit of nautical opulence in its most compact, unsinkable form.

Forget cramped cabins or fuel bills—this yacht doesn’t move, but your emotions might. Each square inch glistens with oceanic ambition, inviting you to gaze into the distance (or your neighbor’s kiddie pool) and whisper, “I own a yacht.” Designed for those who crave maritime prestige but prefer not to leave Wi-Fi range, Yacht™ redefines the coastal lifestyle: zero knots, infinite vibes.

Bon voyage—please mind the tide, it’s more than just the floor pattern. You can own the feeling of walking over water anytime while inside.